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Justin Timberlake Hate Club

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#16
(01-19-2018, 05:05 AM)Bo Wrote: https://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/jus...-supplies/

Quote:Does Justin Timberlake have a fully-stocked doomsday bunker underneath his woodsy Montana retreat? After taking in the paranoid and apocalyptic “Supplies,” maybe the better question is: How many fully-stocked doomsday bunkers does Justin Timberlake have underneath his woodsy Montana retreat?! This song sounds like it was conceived, written, and recorded in the mad dash between an emergency ballistic missile alert and the ensuing big bang. Produced by the Neptunes, who should really know better, it comes off like warmed-over trap for zombie dads, filled with gestures of desperation and death.

On the song, Timberlake promises to be a savior following humanity’s demise, sounding like a stoned Alex Jones as he literally compares himself to survivalist essentials like wood, light, and a generator. He has the supplies, you see, to stay alive. “Some shit’s about to go down,” he figures, “I’ll be the one with the level head.” All of which is not very level-headed, and quite dumb. But then you see the video, and things get much, much dumber.

The nonsensical clip mashes up dystopic images into mush: Timberlake staring at TV screens plastered with topical villains and violence; Timberlake walking through what looks like a Matrix porn spoof; Timberlake crashing a group of grey sheeple praying to the almighty dollar; Timberlake waking up in Blade Runner 2049’s orange hellscape with a cute kid who tells us to “die already.” It is the hashtag-baiting fever dream nobody asked for—ridiculous at best, offensively trivializing at worst. This thing twists meaningful resistance into a hollow caricature that diminishes the very idea of protest. Yes, the world is a terrible place. But Justin Timberlake’s woke-pop brain farts will not save us.

this drag... toofunny3

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Not brain farts Ahh
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#17
let me join
JT is a nasty cracked MAYO
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(01-19-2018, 01:41 PM)yanko Wrote: let me join
JT is a nasty cracked MAYO


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#19
Imagine being attracted to this

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#20
Kii at there being no hype at all for his superbowl performance
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#21

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(02-03-2018, 03:55 PM)Bo Wrote: [Image: DVEoySQXcAIxmZI.jpg]

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Mjlol

I didn't even know it was out.
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#24
KII that was trash Mjlol

His vocals were HORRID, oh my goodness! How did he manage to sound so bad when he was only singing 30% of his songs? And his backup dancers upstaged him at every opportunity. His dancing is horrid skull

I was impressed with the stuff he was doing with the mic stand but then I saw that it was on a swivel. skull

The one thing he did well was that he used the whole field which some performers in recent years have failed to do!

He's snatched Coldplay as the second worst modern halftime show so congrats to him Clap3

The Prince tribute was in such poor taste too Teezy
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#26
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Though we initially expected it to bow as high as 700k+ (probably because we forgot to plug in our abacus), Justin Timberlake's Man of the Woods (RCA) now appears on track for a first-week total in the neighborhood of 250k-275k. Streaming accounts for less than 20% of that total. JT's Super Bowl halftime performance does not appear to have boosted the underperforming set. Stay tuned for updates.

*Justin Timberlake (RCA) 250-275k total, 210-225k sales


@Black Canary Mjlol
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#27
(02-07-2018, 04:57 AM)Bo Wrote:
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Though we initially expected it to bow as high as 700k+ (probably because we forgot to plug in our abacus), Justin Timberlake's Man of the Woods (RCA) now appears on track for a first-week total in the neighborhood of 250k-275k. Streaming accounts for less than 20% of that total. JT's Super Bowl halftime performance does not appear to have boosted the underperforming set. Stay tuned for updates.

*Justin Timberlake (RCA) 250-275k total, 210-225k sales

@Black Canary Mjlol


dammnnn i've never seen them miss the mark like this skull
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#28
(02-07-2018, 06:02 AM)Maiko Wrote:
(02-07-2018, 04:57 AM)Bo Wrote: @Black Canary Mjlol

dammnnn i've never seen them miss the mark like this skull


I’ve never seen someone having their sales predictions lowered after they performed on the SB skull
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(02-07-2018, 07:28 AM)Bo Wrote:
(02-07-2018, 06:02 AM)Maiko Wrote: dammnnn i've never seen them miss the mark like this skull

I’ve never seen someone having their sales predictions lowered after they performed on the SB skull


Even Missy got a boost 😖
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#30
(02-07-2018, 04:57 AM)Bo Wrote:
Quote:HDD
Though we initially expected it to bow as high as 700k+ (probably because we forgot to plug in our abacus), Justin Timberlake's Man of the Woods (RCA) now appears on track for a first-week total in the neighborhood of 250k-275k. Streaming accounts for less than 20% of that total. JT's Super Bowl halftime performance does not appear to have boosted the underperforming set. Stay tuned for updates.

*Justin Timberlake (RCA) 250-275k total, 210-225k sales

@Black Canary Mjlol


rofl

100M people saw him perform this week and only 1/500th of them decided to go out and buy his album, now what does that say about his skills as a performer? takeitoutside
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